Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Jun

Bar

By Dave

in Disabled Jokes

+48 -38

A blind man walks into a bar… then a table… then finally a chair.

Dec

Retard

By Wayne

in Disabled Jokes

+32 -22

Somebody as just wrote retard on the frosted window screen of my car. It took me ages too lick it off.

May

Guide Dogs

By Tim

in Animal Jokes, Disabled Jokes

+91 -82

Who cleans up after guide dogs?

Jan

Cure

By Dave

in Disabled Jokes

+24 -15

My psychologist told me this morning that they have now found a cure for dyslexia. It was like music to my arse.

Nov

Phone Fun

By SteeA

in Disabled Jokes

+15 -7

Make sure you wear protection when your having phone sex.

I had phone sex the other night without protection and now I have hearing aids.

Nov

Poetry

By Dave

in Disabled Jokes

+16 -8

They told me I’d never be good at Poetry because I’m dyslexic.

So far I’ve made 2 Vases, a Jug and a teapot.