Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Feb

Vegetables

By Jimmy

in Disabled Jokes

+85 -67

What are the only 2 electrical devices you should always leave on overnight? Fridges and life support machines, it would be a shame to waste all those vegetables.

Apr

Tourettes

By Daws

in Disabled Jokes

+34 -17

The following conversation took place in a library.

Customer: Do you have a book on Tourette’s symdrome?
Librarian : F*ck off you c*nt!
Customer: Yes, that’s the one!

Jun

Wheelchair

By Paul

in Disabled Jokes

+81 -66

I really can’t stand being in a wheelchair.

Jul

Hospital Trips

By Dave

in Disabled Jokes

+66 -52

After a year of being really ill and having multiple hospital trips the doctor finally gave me some good news. I’m going to have a disease named after me.

Jul

Yawn

By DaveB

in Disabled Jokes

+45 -31

When a deaf person sees someone yawn do they think it’s a scream?

Jun

Dyslexia joke

By Dave

in Disabled Jokes

+75 -64

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.