Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Nov

Psychiatrists

By dvet

in Disabled Jokes

+5 -18

All my of my 15 psychiatrists say that I have an addictive persolality.

Oct

Dwarfs

By Tyrian

in Disabled Jokes

+34 -47

A scientific survey has recently found that 6/7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

Nov

Sensible Eating

By norbert

in Disabled Jokes

+7 -20

Just started the new sensible eating diet. I’ve now stopped eating my meals using a soap-dish and a pair of scissors.

Sep

Knock Knock

By SteeA

in Disabled Jokes

+13 -27

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dave.
Dave who?
*Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother’s Alzheimers is getting worse.*

Sep

In a Bath

By Dave

in Disabled Jokes

+16 -30

What do you call a leper in a bath?
Soup

Jun

Gas

By Chris

in Disabled Jokes

+11 -25

Q. Why can’t dyslexics smell gas?

A, Because they are poor smellers and often can’t even smell their own name.