Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Apr

Blind People

By Dave

in Disabled Jokes

+20 -30

In my spare time I like to help blind people… I’m great with a slingshot.

Jan

Granddad

By JohhnyB

in Disabled Jokes

+16 -27

We gave our granddad the nickname ‘Spiderman’,

He hasn’t got any super powers, he just finds it difficult to get out of the bath.

May

Cancer Research

By Jimmy

in Disabled Jokes

+14 -25

A lady with a clipboard stopped me in the street the other day. She said, ‘Can you spare a few minutes for cancer research?’ I said, ‘All right, but we won’t get much done.

Jan

Green and Melts

By Squiddy

in Dirty Jokes, Disabled Jokes

+19 -30

What’s green and melts in your mouth?
A leper’s c*ck.

Jun

Laughter

By JimmyC

in Disabled Jokes

+28 -40

If laughter is the best medicine then does that mean it’s OK to laugh at people in wheelchairs?

Oct

Dyslexic People

By Stewart

in Disabled Jokes

+8 -21

I think dyslexic people should form an onion.