Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

May

Gynaecologist

By Peter

in Disabled Jokes

+11 -19

Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

Feb

Deaf Phones

By Dave

in Disabled Jokes

+17 -25

Have you heard about those new mobile phones for deaf people?
They’re called ‘eye-phones’.

Nov

One hand man

By FUNNY MASTER!

in Disabled Jokes

+27 -36

Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

Jun

Problem Shared

By JohnK

in Disabled Jokes

+21 -30

Most of the time a problem shared is a problem halved unless the problem happens to be Aids.

Mar

Dwarf Shortest Ever Joke

By The Judge

in Disabled Jokes

+14 -24

Dwarf shortage.

Jan

Followed Home

By Dave

in Disabled Jokes

Tags: Cat Jokes

+16 -26

Got followed home by three blind people earlier today. That’s the last time I take my cat out for a walk