Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Sep

Knock Knock

By SteeA

in Disabled Jokes

+13 -27

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dave.
Dave who?
*Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother’s Alzheimers is getting worse.*

Sep

In a Bath

By Dave

in Disabled Jokes

+16 -30

What do you call a leper in a bath?
Soup

Feb

Happy Valentines Day

By Russ

in Disabled Jokes

+11 -26

Just because I’m dyslexic doesn’t mean I don’t layve you.

Dec

Sleep

By Stv222

in Disabled Jokes

+10 -25

One more sleep till Christmas if you’re an insomniac.

Jul

Melons

By Bart

in Disabled Jokes

+22 -38

If life gives you melons, you’re probably dyslexic.

Nov

Shoe Polish

By Steve

in Disabled Jokes

+22 -40

Caught my dyslexic housemate putting shoe polish on his genitals the other day. I later found out it happened after he read a newspaper article about the clocks going back.