Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Aug

Light Bulb

By Iz

in Disabled Jokes

+6 -24

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb ? Zero, they don’t bother doing it.

Nov

Tumor

By Dave

in Disabled Jokes

+26 -44

When I first found out I had a tumor I was horrified but now it’s starting to grow on me.

Sep

Vegetables

By Anon

in Disabled Jokes

+4 -22

Q.Why should you not microwave vegetables?
A.The wheelchair can damage the microwave.

Aug

Dyslexic Worshiper

By David

in Disabled Jokes

+20 -39

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper? Apparently he sacrificed his pet chicken to Santa.

Apr

Alzheimer’s Club

By Faven

in Disabled Jokes

+10 -29

First rule of Alzheimer’s Club…
Don’t talk about chess club.

Jul

Deaf

By Bob

in Disabled Jokes

+25 -45

You can say whatever you want about deaf people.