Best Funny Animal Jokes

I love how all these vegans still drink water. That’s a fishes house you disgusting savages.

Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day!

Q. Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

A. Because he had a crack addiction.

Went to a petting zoo last week with only 1 dog . It was a shitzu,

Someone attacked me last night with a bat.

I was really impressed with how well he trained it.

Just seen at idiot in my local gym putting a bottle of water into the Pringles holder on the treadmill.