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Feb

Pregant Black Women

By IDKWTFTNTS

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Black Jokes

+5 -18

Q. How do you know if a black woman is pregnant?
A. When she pulls out the tampon and all the cotton is picked clean.

Feb

Metal Detector

By Dave

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Irish Jokes

+6 -11

Did you hear about the Irish metal detector who got trapped after digging a 30 foot hole? Turns out he was wearing steel toecap boots.

Feb

Stress

By SteveB

in General Jokes

+12 -5

How to avoid stress at work.

1. Don’t go to work.

Feb

Prostate

By Dave

in Dirty Jokes

+6 -10

I was at the doctor’s the other day having a prostate exam when he said, “Oh my God!”

“What is it, Doctor?” I asked, mildly shitting myself.

“You’ve mildly shat yourself,” he replied.

Feb

Marriage

By Stevo

in Relationship Jokes

+8 -0

Marriage: Betting someone half your shit that you’ll love them forever.

Feb

Valentines

By Jakkalas

in Relationship Jokes

+19 -4

My wife wanted something that goes from 0 to 100 in a few seconds for valentines day so I got her a weighing scale .

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