Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Sleep

in General Jokes
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Was having a lovely sleep earlier today and some c*nt decided to bounce off my windshield.

Team

in General Jokes
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There’s no “I” in team but there are 5 in individual brilliance.

Apple

in General Jokes
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Have you heard about the latest apple product?

It’s green and it goes in your mouth… It’s called a ‘Granny Smith’.

Kitchen Sink

in General Jokes
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Pissing in the kitchen sink saves so much time. Although some of my coworkers at McDonalds are starting to really freak out.

Girlfriend

in Relationship Jokes
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I just can’t seem to get a girlfriend even though I can speak two languages fluently.

English and Klingon.

Thicker

in Dirty Jokes
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I remember being told that every-time you shave it off, it grows back thicker.

Can’t wait to see my new cock.