Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Flowers

in Relationship Jokes
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My wife just called me.

She said, “Three of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentines Day, they are absolutely gorgeous.”

I said, “That’s probably why they’ve received flowers then.”

Valentines Poem

in Relationship Jokes
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I dig, you dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig. It’s not a beautiful poem, but it’s very deep.

Romantic Walks

in Relationship Jokes
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I want to meet a girl who loves romantic walks because I don’t have a car or any money.

Nice Poem

in Racist Jokes
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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I beat my n*ggers black and blue.

Sandwich

in General Jokes
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Tried to share a sandwich with a homeless guy today.
He said, “F*ck off. Get your own.”

Threesome

in Dirty Jokes
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I had a threesome last night.

Two people didn’t show up though, so I had to take matters into my own hands.