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Feb

Rubbish

By SteveA

+5 -5

“One man’s rubbish is another man’s treasure” is an awesome phrase.
But it was a horrible way to find out that I was adopted.

Feb

AFRICA SILENCE

By IDKWTFTNTS

in Racist Jokes

+4 -8

Why can´t you hear crickets in Africa?
They ate them all

Feb

Trash

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+7 -6

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife before bed.

Wife: Have you emptied the trash tonight?
Husband: Erm no, I’ll do it in the morning.
Wife: What about the cat?
Husband: I can ask but I think it might be a bit too heavy for him to lift.

Feb

Cancer

By Sqbba

in General Jokes

+5 -8

My grandfather developed cancer when he was younger.

Some say he’s the most evil scientist who ever lived.

Feb

Princess

By Johnb2

in Relationship Jokes

+3 -7

My girlfriend told me she wanted to be treated like a princess so I got her a broom and arranged for her to do some cleaning at her ugly step-sister’s house.

Feb

New Girlfriend

By Steve

in Political Jokes

+8 -16

My new girlfriend is smoking hot. She joined ISIS recently and accidentally blew herself up 🙁

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