Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Feb

Leaves

By SteveF

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Irish Jokes

+13 -42

Q. How did the Irish man break his leg raking leaves?

A. He fell out of a tree.

Aug

Love Minorities

By Stewart

in Racist Jokes, Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+41 -71

I love minorities. My wife is actually an intelligent woman.

Jan

Sick Dog

By Zhen

in Animal Jokes, Racist Jokes

Tags: Dog Jokes

+44 -74

Got my sick dog put down earlier today. I was worried it was gonna be expensive but they actually did it for free and they gave me a bag of prawn crackers with 3 spring rolls.

May

Korean Restaurant

By ChrisP

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Dog Jokes

+27 -58

Went to a really good Korean restaurant last night. The meatballs were the dogs b*llocks.

Jul

Black Jews

By Samual

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Black Jokes, Jew Jokes

+84 -118

Q. Why are black Jews the worst treated race on the planet?
A. Because they have to go to the back of the oven.

Apr

Love Chocolate

By Georgio

in Racist Jokes, Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+39 -75

My ex-wife used to love chocolate. I think that’s one of the reasons why she ran off with a Jamaican man.