Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

13
Dec

Lifes Great Mysteries

By David
in General Jokes
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+118 -65

A recent study has revealed the top 3 greatest mysteries of life that people struggle with on a daily basis.

1. If sliced bread is so great why is the person who invented it not famous?
2. If blind people wear sunglasses then why don’t deaf people wear earmuffs?
3. If Chinese people all look the same, why do they need passports?

30
Jul

McDonalds

By Dave
in General Jokes
+70 -19

The following conversation took place at McDonalds between a stoned guy and a clerk.
Guy: “Can I have a McChicken sandwich, a pack of 20 cigarettes and a bottle of whiskey please.”
Clerk: “Sir this is McDonalds.”
Guy: “Ok sorry, I meant McCigarettes and McWhiskey.”

27
Feb

Justin Bieber

By Justin
in General Jokes
+70 -20

Went to the barbers today and asked to get my hair cut like Justin Bieber. He totally shaved my head bald. I said “What the hell have you done. Justin Bieber doesn’t have his hair cut like this!!”, the barber said “He would if he came into my shop.”

08
Feb

World Peace

By DonaldT
in General Jokes
+81 -33

If you had the choice between being as rich as Bill Gates or having world peace, what color Lamborghini would you buy?

30
Dec

Free Pizza

By Michaelangelo
in General Jokes
+115 -67

How to get free pizza on NYE.

Order a pizza 5 minutes before midnight and then when the person arrives get really angry and shout “I ordered the damn thing a year ago!” .

05
Jul

Cake Diet

By Sarah
in General Jokes
+58 -11

Started the new cake diet yesterday. All you have to do is make cakes for all your friends. The fatter they look the thinner you will look!

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