Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Jul

Germans

By Simon

+21 -76

After watching TV last night I can’t believe how ruthless and efficient the Germans were. Schindler’s list is a great film.

Feb

Mom Chat-Up Line

By Phil

in Pick Up Lines

+15 -72

Hi, my mom says I am kind of a big deal.

Feb

Sexy Politics

By Dave

in Political Jokes

+2 -59

Can’t believe how sexy politics has become since Barack Obama took office. When he was on the TV the other day I think I must have jerked off about 3 times.

May

Toilets

By GavinO

in Dirty Jokes

+18 -76

Q. Why do gay men like to have sex in toilets?
A. Because you can’t catch Aids sitting on a toilet seat.

Jun

Giant Mushroom

By RobA

in Surreal Jokes

+6 -67

I had a dream this morning that I was floating on a giant mushroom but when I woke up I was shocked to discover that I’d actually crashed into a nursery.

Sep

Vegetables

By Steves

in Dirty Jokes, Disabled Jokes

+59 -122

My doctor told me last week that I don’t eat enough vegetables so I’ve now started dating a girl who has down syndrome.