Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Cooking Lessons

in Relationship Jokes
+15 -78

My wife recently starting taking cooking lessons and last night she surprised me by making spaghetti puttanesca with freshly baked garlic bread. After we finished the meal she said “Now be brutally honest, what did you think?”. I said “That meal was incredible, you fat c*nt”.

Newborn Baby

in General Jokes
+13 -76

I recent scientific study has found that a newborn baby can hear and see everything around it for about 10 seconds after being decapitated.

Sterotypes

in Racist Jokes
+102 -166

A kind-hearted German, a brave Frenchman, a thin American, a Chinese man with distinct facial features and an African man with a small c*ck walk into a bar and a Jew says, “Drinks are on me”.

Long Face

in Animal Jokes
+28 -96

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Why the long face?”. The horse turns to him and says, “My wife is dying of terminal cancer.”

Wouldn’t Mind

in Pick Up Lines
+18 -89

Wow you’re so good looking I wouldn’t mind if you gave me Aids.

Indian Lesbian

in Dirty Jokes, Racist Jokes
+64 -135

Q. What do you call an Indian lesbian?
A. Mingeeta