I do bigly swear that I will grab the office of president of the United States by the pussy, screw you brown people!!
My wife shouted at me today for forgetting to take the lamb out the freezer. Sadly it couldn’t withstand the freezing temperatures and died after a couple of hours.
My grandma was literally stunned by the Samsung G7 Note mobile phone that I got her for Christmas.
Yo mama smells so bad when flies land on her they always throw up.
Hi would you like to come back to my place tonight? I usually have loads of girls with me but there was a coach crash last week and I lost 40 of them.
You’re mama is so fat that we’re all really concerned for her health!