I still remember the old days when I used to load my computer with a floppy. That all changed after internet p*rn was invented.
My daughters just got to the age where she’s starting to ask awkward questions about sex. Then other day she asked “Is that the best you can do?”
What’s your favourite colour? [Colour], Wow me too. Looks like we are soulmates, we should get married.
African: 8======D
European: 8===D
Chinese: 8D
Got a wake-up call today from the hotel receptionist where I was staying. She told me to stop wasting my life and follow my dreams before it’s too late.
After watching TV last night I can’t believe how ruthless and efficient the Germans were. Schindler’s list is a great film.