Best Funny Sports Jokes

Funny short sports jokes mostly about football but also includes jokes about various stupid sports stars.

Feb

Oscar Pistorious Bail

By Frank

in Sports Jokes

+7 -17

Since his release on bail Oscar Pistorious has decided to spend the weekend clay pigeon shooting to relax. So far he’s accidentally killed 2 elephants and shot a Jeep that was on safari.

Apr

Bolt Controller

By Rob

in Political Jokes, Sports Jokes

+11 -21

Q. What do Usain Bolt and a Malaysian air-traffic controller have in common?
A. They both sweat a lot during work.

Aug

Football

By no-one

in Sports Jokes

+115 -126

Manchester United.

May

Manchester United Beep

By Andy

in Sports Jokes

+13 -25

What’s red and beeps? The Manchester United open-top bus reversing back in the garage.

Jul

Table Tennis

By Andy

in Sports Jokes

+9 -22

I got injured playing table tennis yesterday. It’s great having the extra surface area but
the added weight can really hurt your back.

Aug

Golf

By Dave

in Sports Jokes

+4 -18

Played golf earlier today after taking LSD, it was crazy!!