Best Funny Sports Jokes

France won the world cup yesterday in impressive fashion.

It’s amazing what you can achieve with only 70 million Frenchmen, 500 million Africans, a corrupt referee and corrupt VAR.

The following conversation took place between a mental patient and a doctor.

Patient: Doctor please help me. I keep thinking I’m John McEnroe!
Doctor: You can’t be serious!!

Did anyone else see the London Marathon the other day? Seems a bit cruel to get hundreds of Ethiopians and Kenyans to run around for miles and then give them an empty silver plate at the end.

Tesco Value Burgers – Low in fat high in Shergar.

What do you put on your burgers? A fiver each way.

Oscar Pistorius may be guilty but to be fair girls spend f*cking ages in the bathroom!