Best Funny Sports Jokes

Funny short sports jokes mostly about football but also includes jokes about various stupid sports stars.

Jan

Man United

By The Judge

in Sports Jokes

+16 -37

How many man united fans does it take to pave up a driveway? Depends how thin you slice them.

Jun

Betting

By RoyH

in Sports Jokes

+13 -56

Just made a small fortune betting on the Euro 2016 football championships.

Unfortunately I spent a big fortune placing my bets.

Jun

World Cup Winner

By Neymar

in Political Jokes, Sports Jokes

+12 -57

After receiving a $5 billion donation from the Brazilian government Fifa have just announced that they would like to congratulate Brazil on winning the 2014 World Cup 3-1 against Argentina on 13th July 2014.

Jul

Germans

By Simon

in Racist Jokes, Sports Jokes

Tags: German jokes

+21 -76

After watching TV last night I can’t believe how ruthless and efficient the Germans were. Schindler’s list is a great film.