Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes Obama jokes and some of the crazy scenarios being president can sometimes produce.

Jun

Elections

By Dave

in Political Jokes

+21 -53

Q. What’s the worst thing about elections?

A. There’s always some cunt who wins.

Oct

Obama Road Crossing?

By Third Earth Age

in Political Jokes

+11 -43

Why did Barack Obama cross the road?

So he could dish out stolen tax money to his welfare queens.

Dec

Respek

By Ali

in Political Jokes

+8 -43

Cant belive how bad things have become in the world recently. People have no respek anymore. Even in the dictionary the word respek has been taken out.

Jun

Trump

By Donald

in Political Jokes

+7 -43

Beware of Donald Trump. He’s always plaCeing sUblimiNal messages inTo his speeches.

Apr

Cow

By Donald J. Trump

in Political Jokes

+18 -54

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans can’t milk a cow for 16 years.

Jul

Difference

By Frank

in Political Jokes, Racist Jokes

+42 -82

Q. What’s the difference between a gorilla and a black person?
A. Police don’t shoot gorillas.