Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes Obama jokes and some of the crazy scenarios being president can sometimes produce.

Nov

Abortion

By Carl

in Political Jokes, Religious Jokes

+35 -61

If Catholics are really against abortion then why do they hate gay people? Gay people never have abortions.

Jul

Holidays Online

By Frank

in Political Jokes

+13 -39

When booking holidays online this summer remember that when it comes to hotels star ratings mean nothing. I went to this terrible hotel last year that apparently had the biggest collection of stars in the world, it was called Auschwitz.

Jul

Islamic Terrorist

By Frank

in Political Jokes, Religious Jokes

Tags: Muslim Jokes

+20 -47

Did you hear about the Islamic terrorist who was arrested in Liverpool the other day?

His name was Ayaluf Roh-Bin Kaahs.

Jul

Election

By Jon

in Political Jokes

+32 -59

If Hilary wins the election I wonder if she’ll keep the same desk that Monica used to go under.

Oct

Cigarette

By Chris

in Political Jokes

+18 -46

Just been given a fine by the police. I normally love having a cigarette after sex but apparently its illegal now to smoke with a 16 year old in the car.

Mar

UK School

By Brian

in Political Jokes

+6 -35

I is very proud dat I went 2 school in da UK. I fink out of all 17 countries in da world UK is da best.