Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes Obama jokes and some of the crazy scenarios being president can sometimes produce.

Sep

Brown and sticky

By Shady

in Political Jokes

+9 -30

What’s brown and sticky?

Barack Obama after a wank.

Jul

Shower

By IanC

in Dirty Jokes, Political Jokes

+19 -41

I’ve decided I’m never going to jack off in the shower ever again.

Just been informed by the police that I’ve now been given a lifetime ban from the Auschwitz Museum.

Feb

School Curriculum

By PeteG

in Political Jokes

+21 -44

The following conversation took place in a government meeting regarding the school curriculum.

Adviser: So what are we gonna teach the kids?
Politician: I’ve decided to go with Pythagoras’s theorem.
Adviser: But what about car repairs, applying for loans, buying a house, starting a business or doing taxes?
Politician: No!! Finding the length of a triangle is more important.

Jan

stripper

By franky

in Political Jokes

+9 -32

Saw a female police officer stripping last night at a club.

I had no idea the recession had hit the police force this hard!

Jul

Jewish Blood

By OliverT

in Political Jokes

Tags: Jew Jokes

+19 -43

Just found out that I have Jewish blood in my family. My German grandfather was a scientist in the 1940s and he has a load of lab equipment in his basement.

Oct

Afghan Hospital

By Jim-Bob

in Political Jokes

+21 -45

What’s the difference between an Afghan hospital and an Al Qaeda training camp?

I don’t know I just fly the drone.