My doctor told me today I need to watch my drinking. I now drink in front of a mirror.
The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes.
St. Peter: “What do you want? ” Pakistani man: “I’m here for Jesus.” St. Peter: “Jesus, your taxi’s here!! “
Yo mama is so fat when she wants her photo taken she has to call Google Earth.
Q What’s the difference between a park bench and a black guy? A a park bench can support a family of four.
Just been arrested by the police after recently being given the part of Romeo in my local theater. The script clearly said ‘Enter Juliet from behind’.
What’s the most positive thing in Africa? HIV.