Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

May

Breast Implants

By SteveP

+467 -175

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife at the dinner table.

Wife: Can I have $20’000 to get some breast implants to make them bigger.
Husband: Why don’t you just rub toilet paper on your nipples.
Wife: Does that really work?
Husband: Well it seems to have worked on your ass.

Feb

Black Girls

By Fhoe

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Black Jokes

+407 -119

Q. What’s the best thing about dating black girls?
A. You never have to meet the father.

Oct

Midgets

By Paul

in Disabled Jokes

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Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, “When I was little”?

Aug

Night

By Tony

in Racist Jokes

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Why are black people hard to see at night?

Because prisons don’t allow visitors after dark.

Sep

Doctor

By Rico

in General Jokes

+368 -88

Went to see the doctor last week, he gave me 4 months to live, so I shot him. Today the judge gave me 20 years, problem solved.

Oct

Wife + Computer = Trouble

By Savvas

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+393 -115

The following text messages were exchanged on a cold winters day in December.

Wife: “Windows frozen.”
Husband: “Pour some warm water over them.”
Wife: “Computer completely screwed up now.”