30May Knife Fight By DonaldT in Relationship Jokes +15 -45 If you ever get into a knife fight with a girl bring some bread and mayo. They can’t resist making sandwiches.
28May Coma By Petes75 in Relationship Jokes +23 -55 Granddad finally came out of a coma last night. He’s now dead.
13Jul Muggy By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +7 -43 The following conversation took place between a husband and wife. Husband: It’s a bit muggy tonight my love. Wife: If you’ve put all our mugs in the garden again I’m gonna divorce you. Husband: *Drinks a sip of tea from plant pot.*
30Apr Love Chocolate By Georgio in Racist Jokes, Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +39 -75 My ex-wife used to love chocolate. I think that’s one of the reasons why she ran off with a Jamaican man.
03Jan Brides By Greg86 in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +35 -73 Why do brides wear white? So the dishwasher matches the refrigerator.
20Apr Wedding By Dave in Relationship Jokes +24 -67 The following conversation took place at a church wedding: Priest: Repeat after me. Groom: After me!! Priest: Is this guy serious?? Bride: No his name is Bruce.