Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes Obama jokes and some of the crazy scenarios being president can sometimes produce.

Apr

Kim Jong-Un

By Damo

in Political Jokes

+18 -15

Don’t know why everyone suddenly thinks North Korea’s leader Kim Jong-Un is crazy. It was obvious after he made that song ‘Gangnam Style’ that something wasn’t quite right with him.

May

Marks and Spencer

By Allan

in Political Jokes

+15 -12

Marks and Spencer have recently announced they are going to merge with Poundstrecher.

The new supermarket will be called StrechMarks.

Dec

Israeli Prime Minister

By David

in Political Jokes

+11 -8

Q. Who is the most tech-savvy Israeli Prime Minister?
A. Netandyahoo

May

Nigerian King

By Ibrahim

in Political Jokes

+13 -11

Just got an email from a Nigerian king asking for my bank details to send me $1 million. They must think I’m stupid, after going to the trouble of kidnapping his daughter and holding her in my basement I need at least $10 million.

May

Money

By RickyB

in Political Jokes

+26 -24

They say money is the root of all evil which is why I never give any money to Africa. They have enough problems already.

Dec

Greek Advent Calendar

By Dave

in Political Jokes

+9 -8

Got myself a Greek advent calendar today. Behind every door there’s a note saying “IOU chocolate”.