Best Funny Political Jokes

It looks like food banks are just as corrupt as normal banks. I deposited a pack of biscuits at my food bank last week and when I went to collect them today they told me they had gone.

What’s the difference between an actor and a politician? An actor has better script writers with more believable story-lines.

The police say they burn all the weed they confiscate.

That would explain the doughnuts.

Getting career advice from someone who works as a careers guidance counselor is like getting fashion advice from a homeless person.

Just read in the newspaper that lots of Americans have been sending their old clothes to the poor in Africa.

Wast of time in my opinion. I’ve never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.

Heard on the news this morning that Donald Trump’s library caught fire last night. Apparently over 2,000 coloring books were destroyed.