Best Funny General Jokes

Collection of general hilarious funny short jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

Bad Drivers

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Heard on the radio today that bad drivers are gonna be getting £100 fines. Seems a bit sexist.

Alcoholic

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I heard if you drink every day that means your an alcoholic so I now only drink at night.

Librarian

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Asked a librarian the other day if she had any books about paranoia.

She whispered: “They’re right behind you.”

Stages of Life

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The five stages of life:

1. Birth.
2. Pissing and shiting yourself.
3. Having to pay for everything.
4. Pissing and shiting yourself.
5. Death.

Campaign

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I’ve decided to start an educational campaign to tell people about the health benefits of eating dried grapes.

It’s all about raisin awareness.

Love

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Some people say money can’t but love..

Bullcrap!!

Money just bought me a puppy.