28Jun Bad Drivers By Dave in General Jokes +22 -17 Heard on the radio today that bad drivers are gonna be getting £100 fines. Seems a bit sexist.
09Nov Alcoholic By Dave in General Jokes +31 -26 I heard if you drink every day that means your an alcoholic so I now only drink at night.
27Jul Librarian By Dave in General Jokes +23 -18 Asked a librarian the other day if she had any books about paranoia. She whispered: “They’re right behind you.”
01Dec Stages of Life By Dave in General Jokes +17 -13 The five stages of life: 1. Birth. 2. Pissing and shiting yourself. 3. Having to pay for everything. 4. Pissing and shiting yourself. 5. Death.
07Dec Campaign By StephenP in General Jokes +13 -9 I’ve decided to start an educational campaign to tell people about the health benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness.
20Oct Love By Dave in General Jokes +17 -13 Some people say money can’t but love.. Bullcrap!! Money just bought me a puppy.