Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Nov

Body Part

By Dave

in Dirty Jokes

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Q. What human body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p,e,n,i,s?

A. Your spine.

Dec

Romeo and Juliet

By Frank

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Just been arrested by the police after recently being given the part of Romeo in my local theater. The script clearly said ‘Enter Juliet from behind’.

May

Facebook Name

By Benefits

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Just changed my Facebook name to ‘benefits’ so when you add me it says ‘You are now friends with benefits’.

Apr

Perfect Gentleman

By Robin

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Why is my wiener the perfect gentleman?
Because it always stands up to give a woman somewhere to sit.

May

Cheap Prostitute

By Frank

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Got approached by a prostitute today who said that she would do anything for $10. Guess who just got their car washed?

Aug

Skiing Holiday

By Vince

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Tags: Jokes About Men

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3 men go on a skiing holiday in the Alps and have to share the same bed, in the morning the following conversation takes place.

Man on left: “I had a dream last night that I got a hand job.”
Man on right: “No way, I also had a dream about that as well!”
Man in middle: “That’s funny I had a dream I was skiing.”