20Jul Scream By Tom in Surreal Jokes +83 -27 People are really strange. When you scream in a library they tell you to shut up but when you do it on an airplane everyone joins in.
01May Nature of Knowledge By Peter in Surreal Jokes +121 -70 Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
10Apr Mime Artists By Paul8166 in Surreal Jokes +100 -52 Got attacked by a group of mime artists last night. They did unspeakable acts to me.
25Mar Superpowers By Tom in Surreal Jokes +71 -23 Just discovered I have superpowers. I can actually melt ice cubes by staring at them. It takes me quite a long time though.
01Aug Office Dress By Dave in Surreal Jokes +52 -11 Yesterday my boss told me “Don’t dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want”. Today when I turned up at the office dressed like a Ghostbuster he told me I was fired.
06Jan Kick boxing By Dave in Surreal Jokes +55 -16 Feeling quite angry, just lost to my computer at Chess but it was no match for me at kickboxing.